Well, I think I ain't really want them to do that cause I ain't like root beer too much. It'ud be better if they all gave differnt stuff so then you could get whatever you wanted. I'd get me a Cherry Coke cow.
Course maybe it'ud be good if they can give both, cause there's lotsa sugar in root beer, so they could pretty much make you a root beer float right there. Now that'ud be real cool. I like root beer real fine in a root beer float.
Actually, in India, cows sorta give soda cause they're makin' soda outta cow pee. 'n they make stuff like toothpaste 'n all outta cow poop. I ain't think I'd want that so much, so if I ever go there I'm takin my own toothpaste 'n I ain't buyin' no groceries over there.