1. You can still get in trouble even if you ain't actually hit no one.
2. If you get in trouble, your whole class does too.
3. Your teachers'll let you do stuff your mom ain't never even thought of.
4. The whole world's gettin' killed by people 'n we're in a awful lotta trouble.
5. There's lotsa cool stuff in the rainforest.
6. There's more cool stuff in the cerrado.
7. People in India drink cow pee soda.
8. I ain't too good at building.
9. I ain't too good at spellin'.
10. It ain't too fun to get pasted with a slurpee.
11. Throwin' stuff in school'll get you kicked off the soccer team.
12. You ain't never know what's gonna happen next in school.
13. It's better to go ahead'n do what Miss Nevy wants the first time cause she's pretty sneaky 'n you'll end up doin' it anyhow, only worse.
But mostly I learned...
14. School's pretty okay after all 'n I'm glad I came.