Well...today I'm SUPERCABBAGE! I hadda be a cabbage a long time ago when my birthmom turned me into one by accident. Cause she's a wizard but sometimes she gets a lil carried away 'n I think she drank too much faery grog or somethin. Anyhow she turned me into a cabbage 'n boy she made a druid real mad doin it. Anyhow I got turned back into a girl, but then after we got adopted, my uncle hadda be a banana...I forget why. So I turned into SUPERCABBAGE to make him feel better. Then I got in a fight with a rabbit and won with my trusty sword! Well...I forgot how to use it so I hadda read the instructions. But it ain't matter cause I'm SUPERCABBAGE!!! SAVIN VEGGIES AROUND THE GRID!! And kids too, cause if I save their veggies then they ain't gotta eat em... And I made my own sword since I ain't sposed to bring real ones to school.
Course when I got home, my mom made me take a bath. Whoever heard of a superhero hadda wash behind their ears? Er...leaves? Whatever.